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once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
hootaloo: bowrll: mortisreptus: fireskink: sweet-bitsy: alltailnolegs: mcsprankles: idcsam: shadow-pop: whatisagorman: snakelet: this is 911 state your emergency YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD 911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS 911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY. Signal boost YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING 911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND. yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

allanwolf:

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

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THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

why is they a hand coming out of the ground at the last second?

(via vasilisperm)

fightingfatforfit:  
fuckyeahtattoos: Done by Kohei Toyama at My Tattoo in Alhambra, CA.